Sharknado (2013)

Where do you begin with a  low budget film commissioned by the Sci Fy channel, starring Tara Reid about a storm whipping up a shower of sharks (literally) upon the residents of Los Angeles?

"What the hell, there's Sharks in the street!"

Well it does what is says on the tin. The special effects are uniformly awful, the rubber sharks acting though is a good few notch's above the rubber cast, Ian Ziering  John Heard must have taken lessons from Pinocchio, whilst Tara Reid just ambles around looking either sedated or stoned the entire time.
Even worse than the 'acting' and flying rubber sharks is the dreadful dialogue;

"Right everybody. I'm closing the Restaurant, the storms coming, and it's coming fast!"
"What's going on?"

Painfully bad, but also sadly for a movie about flying man eating sharks, it lack bite.

"I just can't sit back and watch this!!"
I know the feeling mate.

*****