Blood Of Redemption (2013)

Criminal mastermind Quinn (Billy Zane) has it all, power, money, a shiny bald head, but one day he loses what is most valuable to him when his Father is murdered by someone from his 'inner circle', with the help of his former henchman Axel (Alan Carr...only joking Dolph Lundgren) he aims to extract revenge on those who betrayed him.

Hardly a surprise but this is a straight to dvd release, any film that has a cast like this, with the addition of Vinnie Jones as a Cockerknee hard man, you know will be on offer at your local Morrisons for a fiver, and if you do shell out that much you'll feel ripped off!!

I wasn't expecting much, but this is excruciating viewing, a dull plodding storyline with a voiceover from the monotone Lundgren, a film chock full of wooden acting from characters with scars and creased faces, a painful musical score, comical action and fight scenes, though the one high light is an unbelievable fight scene between Lundgren and a dominatrix whilst a topless buxom woman screams abuse whilst they trade blows!

Dominatrix bruiser- "KISS MY ASS!"
Axel- "....maybe next time"

A movie so poor even Channel 5 would turn down....actually it'll probably be on one Saturday night this Winter.

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