Just one look at the movie cover hides no fact what it's u.s.p is, the main star is a n ex Playboy model Sara Jane Underwood, can she act? I don't think she was hired for that!! We're firmly in the horror/slasher cliché territory here folks, blonde, brunette, token black guy, painfully poor (even for something this low budget) dialogue spewed out over an annoying score.
"I think it's there about half mile to the left"
"You think? It better be, or I'll kick your ass!"
25 minutes in I'm thinking "please kill these people!", before you know it the men are being men, playing 'football' with their tops off, drinking beer out of paper cups, the girls are being girls, bikinis on sunbathing. Forty minutes in, the film turns into an episode of 'Hollyoaks', then predictably we enter the 'torture porn' genre with cheesy cheap ultra violence.
Not even the constant eye candy of said Sara Jane is any type of recommendation for this garbage.
*****
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