10/07/2013

The Demented (2013)

Not even this young lady should
 persuade you to watch this stinker.
Six college friends (in other words annoying pricks) reunite for a weekend away, after a day off drinking beer, acting obnoxious and playing on the worst water slide ever, they hear news of a terrorist attack  which results in the local population turning into rubbish zombies.

A film devoid of any tension, drama, scares, let alone horror, the only thing horrific here being how dull the movie is at times, after 10 minutes I hoped four of the six students would meet a grisly end asap, sadly gore is also devoid in this lame excuse for a horror flick, one zombie does bang himself against a tree and another gets his arm set on fire, off camera, honestly, is there a PG 8 certificate?

World War Zed? more like World War time for bed.

*****


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