Beneath (2013)

A bunch of obnoxious college kids (the usual suspects, slutty blonde, geek, emo, jock) go on a boat trip on a remote lake with a 'mysterious' past. before you can shout  here come the clichés, "no cell phone coverage", sinister old man etc a big rubber fish is chomping on arms and legs.

Incredibly bad acting, a rubber fish that must have cost a hundred quid to throw together, not one ounce of originality in the screenplay and dire dialogue (direlogue?) "I will not take this!!! What are you!!!?" The geek records everything on his $10 camcorder so we get some obligatory pov footage, a film with a worse stink than Billingsgate Market.

*****