Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arteton star as, yes, Hansel and Gretel, vigilante witch hunters, directed by Tommy Wirkola who brought us the marvellous Nazi/Zombie flick "Dead Snow" back in 2008, sounds great doesn't it........Oh dear.
The only small redeeming quality this turkey has is the eye candy of Arterton and Renner for the lads and lasses, the screenplay is a mess, you'll watch it thinking you must have missed 10 minutes somewhere, clumsy, flat dialogue and screenplay, I have to admit I dozed off and missed the 'finale', I wasn't in a rush to hit the rewind button that's for sure.
"Candy Coated Carnage" shouts the movie poster, candy coated crap more like.
*****
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