09/12/2009

G.I Joe-The Rise Of The Cobra (2009)

I have to be honest, I hadn't got a clue who or what G.I Joe was before watching this movie, apparently they're military themed action figures produced by Hasbro, so, what we have here is a U.S 'Action Man' movie?!
You thought Transformers 2 was dumb, this 2 hour crash bang wallop-fest is almost on par with that disaster!
How can I describe this flick, well, combine the soulless cgi fx of the aforementioned 'Transformers -Revenge Of The Fallen' with the painful dialogue of the 'Fantastic Four' movies, the bad guys & bunkers of 'Austin Powers' and a large dose of 'Team America:World Police'-though the acting isn't as good as in Trey Parkers classic!!
What you get here is Polar Bears, Paris and pretty girls in peril, it's much like watching your mate play the latest Call Of Duty game for two hours and not letting you have a go.
(and there will be a sequel.............)

*****

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