Danny Trejo is back as ex Federal agent 'Machete', this time recruited by a US President who no doubt drinks Tiger blood, yes Charlie Sheen!
As mental as the first instalment, this has all the ingredients of a late night Balti & Beer movie, bullets, babes and lots and lots of blood. Heads, arms, entire bodies are sliced off or through, the death count is Rambo 1, 2 and 3 combined! All the bad guys (and gals) can't shoot straight, there's two highly inventive death by helicopter blade scenes, and when you can't think it can get anymore insane, old 'sugar tits' Mel Gibson turns up as a James Bond style megalomaniac villain!!
Great fun, the only downer being not enough screen time for the Charms of Amber Heard as Miss San Antonio (swoon)
*****
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