10/01/2013

Death Race 3:Inferno (2013)

This is one movie with what you get is on the tin!!
Ving Rhames IS Ving Rhames...mean and moody.Danny Trejo is Danny Trejo, mean, moody, and umm...Mexican.Luke Goss is Jason Statham, sorry, "Frankenstein", mean, moody and troubled.

We get the usual cliched supporting characters, the geek guy with a constant furrowed brow, the scumbag Brit Billionaire(Dougray Scott)  and his scintillating dialogue "NO WAY, NO FUCKING WAY!", This is just fucking awesome" etc..oh and some of the most sexist female characters you will ever encounter, the run down secretary becomes a high flying exec...how does she prove this? Takes her blonde locks out of a bun, puts on a short skirt and shows off her heaving bosom, as for bosoms, give Tanit Phoenix, as Frankensteins girlfriend, an award for best 'supporting role', or should that be her bra, for keeping her cleavage in check for 100 minutes!!!

Pounding rock score, explosions, machine guns, cleavage, muscles, grimacing, cheap ass "Mad Max 2" car chases, expect to see this (enjoyable) nonsense in the dvd bargain bins soon....

*****


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