After The Sunset (2004)

This was the only picture I could find.

It's a tough life for Max (Pierce Brosnan) he lives in a luxury villa on a tropical paradise shacked up with Salam Heyek eating lobster every day, trouble is, he's a master thief and can't resist one last job to retire on.
After The Sunset really is a lamer, duller poor mans' Thomas Crown Affair, the dialoge is on the whole pretty dire:
"How was the tennis lesson?"
"Great! The instructor said I had a great backside"
"That's backswing"
Give me break, the film really has only two saving graces and they both belong to the stunning Salma Hayek as she parades around in a variety of bikini's and low cut tops which show her ample charms, pity she can't act for toffee and is wooden as her home D.I.Y.

The film has a twist but even this end's in a half-arsed fashion, an eye candy movie and a poor one at that.

*****